This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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