watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just forgot I was standing up.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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