btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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