only if we run a train.
done.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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