Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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