Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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