it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My pussy is not your playground.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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