We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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