do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
