I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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