It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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