He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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