OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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