I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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