FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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