Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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