Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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