please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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