if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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