At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
