All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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