Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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