in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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