i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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