Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
