so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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