I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's official drugs can't kill me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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