My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What a dumb baby whore.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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