Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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