Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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