You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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