I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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