Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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