I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
