i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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