i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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