so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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