names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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