why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Randomize
