she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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