i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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