you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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