just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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