So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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