Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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