im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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