But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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