Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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