i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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