I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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