your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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