you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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