Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
be right there i have to get my cape
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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