i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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